From the infinitely-rich “God doesn’t give us what we deserve” department, the Anchorage Daily News brings us a cautionary tale:
A Sutton man is being treated for serious head injuries after he was found pinned under his ATV on the Glenn Highway, troopers said Sunday.
1. don’t drink and drive
2. not even ATV’s
3. maybe especially not ATV’s
4. and wear a helmet!
Also remember what Matt Groening said so long ago: “At night, the ice weasels come.”